ZipZapZop: Moments Part 2

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ZipZapZop: Moments Part 1

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ZipZapZop 062005: The Tao of Dulcolax

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ZipZapZop RERUNS: Hooters

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ZipZapZop RERUNS: 061605 Topics:

• Air Hooters Lawsuit
  
• Student vomits on Espanol Maestro
• Tao Te Ching #19
  
• Special note: I've been away and neglecting my new live ZZZ episodes, but I hope you've enjoyed some reruns. I just discovered that a LOT of the archives had faulty links or were not working. I am in the process of fixing all the archives. I hope by next week to have all the archives work as swell as the ones I uploaded through Blip.TV (the older ones download the video automatically, which I thought was cool, but I think I like the image click better since I have 4-5 per archive page.
  
• Very soon (this week) I PROMISE I'll have a fresh brand spanking new live episode from New York. Thanks for staying tuned!
  

Shout out to Leisure Muffin!

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ZipZapZop.com 071405: Self Check Tom Cruise

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ZipZapZop Daily: Tips, News and Entertainment for the Brave New World.
Hosted by Clark Saturn, recorded (mostly) live in New York City.

• Breast Self-exams: Do it!
• Testicular self-exams: do it!
• Awkward Phone interview with Tom Cruise
  
• Tao Te Ching #30... cutoff due to inability to read.
• Note: the general Tom Cruise concept and sound files were stolen, and clarkified, from friend, colleague, and extremely funny man, Andrew Hubschmann.
  
• Sorry the videos are double loading in fireAnt (thanks dooser!) I'll fix that up when i get back from mexico... next week!)
  

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ZipZapZop.com 063005: Acme Chest Fur

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ZipZapZop Daily: Tips, News and Entertainment for the Brave New World.
Hosted by Clark Saturn, recorded (mostly) live in New York City.

• The New Heart-Shaped Acme Chest Fur for Naked Friday (featuring a preview of a forthcoming serious vlog entry entitled "I am man")
  
• 4th of July firecracker game
• Steven the Buddha Root goes mini-apple
  
• Tao Te Ching #26
• Have a rockin weekend, and holiday, see you sometime next week. Beautiful music today "Needle in the Hay" from Elliot Smith, Donna Summer "i feel love"...
• by the way, check out:
• Mediatuner.com (zipzapzop mention),: 49Media (podcast on ZipZapZop!),

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ZipZapZop.com 062105: Grapefruit, Orgasms, Naughty

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ZipZapZop Daily: Tips, News and Entertainment for the Brave New World.
Hosted by Clark Saturn, recorded (mostly) live in New York City.

• Today's very special episode of the ZipZapZop.com Morning Show was captured unknowingly while Clark was getting ready to record the show. Yes, this is really what he does. After preparing some of the elements of the show, Clark was messing around to get ready and then finally figured out he had been recording the whole time. We thought you might like to see this behind the scenes look. Therefore, we apologize for the lack of the Tao Te Ching reading today, and it will resume tomorrow.
  
• Grapefruit Makes Women Seem Younger, Men Smell Fruity
• Women's Brains Shutdown during orgasm, faking takes no brains.
  New research indicates parts of the brain that govern fear and anxiety are switched off when a woman is having an orgasm but remain active if she is faking... Scientists from the Netherlands also found that as a woman climaxes, an area of the brain governing emotional control is largely deactivated. "The fact that there is no deactivation in faked orgasms means a basic part of a real orgasm is letting go. Women can imitate orgasm quite well, as we know, but there is nothing really happening in the brain,"
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• Clark was also going to mention Alan Watts today, but alas, some day soon. Happy Taco Tuesday! p.s. wouldn't you like to see the real behind the scenes stuff from, say, Good Morning America?
  

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ZipZapZop.com 060305: Meditation

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ZipZapZop Daily: Tips, News and Entertainment for the Brave New World.
Hosted by Clark Saturn, recorded (mostly) live in New York City.

A Naked Friday Story!
PRE/INTRO: 1990: Dharma Bums, 1991: The Floor of Happiness (MP3, lyrics),
1995: Surfing the Himalayas, Snowboarding to Nirvana. Intro to meditation via snowboarding.
INTELLECTUAL LEVEL: post September, 2001, depression: these books rang true: Tibetan Book of Living and Dying, Pema Chodron, Chogyam Trungpa, Thich Nhat Hanh . Randomly met actor, Rob, who recommended dhamma.org
PHYSICAL PRACTICE LEVEL: After applying for 3 courses and not being able to go, finally,
January, 2004: 10 day silent vipassana course: http://www.dhamma.org.
Doing Time, Doing Vipassana; Changing from Inside (info/order), (video clip).
No hokus pokus, just experiencing the truth of existence at the quantum physics level of mind/body by observing breath and sensations and our reactions of craving and aversion. Hard work, and slightly scary, but so worth the 11 days it takes. You gain much insight about life and what's important in our short time here. If more people did vipassana meditation, there would be less war, less violence, less hatred, more compassion for all, more joy. There are centers all over the world, and in the U.S. in Massachusetts, Illinois, California, Texas, Seattle, and in Quebec, Ontario, Vancouver, etc etc. There is no charge for the courses, food, or accommodations, and all the people serving the food and assistant teaching are volunteers. It's pure dharma, pure dhamma. I should mention by the way that this has nothing to do with religion. People of all religious backgrounds do this. It's only sitting and paying attention to breath and sensations with training, purpose and insight.

• Clark leads us in a brief clark-style meditation technique. May all beings be happy, peaceful and liberated.
  

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ZipZapZop.com 060205: G-String Juicing

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Hosted by Clark Saturn, recorded (mostly) live in New York City.

• German Doctors: G-Strings: Genital Inflammation
• The Onion pick this week: Storage Facility: Museum of Failure
  
• Tao Te Ching #9
• Special video report on Juicing

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ZipZapZop.com 052705: Car Thief rerun

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Hosted by Clark Saturn, recorded (mostly) live in New York City.

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ZipZapZop: 090205: Red Cross

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ZipZapZop Daily: Tips, News and Entertainment for the Brave New World.
Hosted by Clark Saturn, recorded (mostly) live in New York City.

Today's ZipZapZop.com topics:

• Best way to help: donate to Red Cross
  
• Favorite thing to show up in fireAnt lately:
  Tribute to Elliott Smith on Undergroundfilm.org
• Tao Te Ching #43:
  The softest thing in the universe
  overcomes the hardest thing in the universe.
  That without substance can enter where there is no room.
  Hence I know the value of non-action.
  Teaching without words and work without doing
  Are understood by very few.
  
  
  

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