ZipZapZop.com 063005: Acme Chest Fur (Heart-Shaped)

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• The New Heart-Shaped Acme Chest Fur for Naked Friday (featuring a preview of a forthcoming serious vlog entry entitled "I am man")
  
• 4th of July firecracker game
• Steven the Buddha Root goes mini-apple
  
• Tao Te Ching #26
• Have a rockin weekend, and holiday, see you sometime next week. Beautiful music today "Needle in the Hay" from Elliot Smith, Donna Summer "i feel love"...
• by the way, check out:
• Mediatuner.com (zipzapzop mention),: 49Media (podcast on ZipZapZop!),

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ZipZapZop.com 062905: Blogs, vlogs, and Blobs

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• Aggregators: 49Media (podcast on ZipZapZop!), Mediatuner.com (zipzapzop mention), MeFeedia.com, FireAnt not TV,
  
• Friends blogs: ManufacturedEnvironments, 917Press, Polenblog, Tront,
  
• a few vloggers: DailyDancer, Steve Garfield, Chuck's Secret Vlog Injection, Richardshow.com, Nordark, Ryanne, Momentsshowing, Karmagrrrl, Chris Koehn, The voiz, Johnny goldstein, Josh Leo, DLTQ, Ian's 05 Project, Michel Verdi, Lauren Verdi, Hello?, Senator John Edwards, Eric Rice, Mmeiser, Missing Kitten TV, Bullemhead, This is vlog (shannon), Schlomo, Ed's Big Time TV, Scott Walker
• This list is naturally only a partial sampling of the hundreds of awesome stuff out there, and many of these are people who have shown ZipZapZop and myself much support. Thanks! This is only a start, hopefully I'll put more up each week and make this a regular practice since I decided not to have a list on the sidebar...
• Video today is from some stuff I did with videomixing and film scratching back in the 90s. And from my relative's garden in Bryne, Norway and the beach at Sola.
  Music: Boards of Canada "telephasic workshop"
• Tao Te Ching #25
  

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ZipZapZop.com 062805: Craigslist, Epicurious

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NOTE: Sorry so late these days!

• Curried potato spinach garbonzo soup on Epicurious.com
  
• Craigslist
  
• Tao Te Ching #24
  
  

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ZipZapZop.com 062705: News, Nasa, Nine Inch

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NOTE: I just figured out that there were MAJOR audio problems during the recording today. My sincere apologies. I DO find it interesting which words actually came through though. So I am leaving it as is. Today's broadcast is best if you are a LIP READER. Sorry... I will be sure to check it tomorrow before I upload....

• A short clip from my weekend. thanks to Chris Jordan for capturing this, and Jitu uncle for getting on down.
  
• Nine Inch Nails release
• Cabbage Leaves ban in Korean Baseball
  
• 2600 year old love poem from Sappho
• NASA to blow up comet on July 4: deep impact
  
• Tao Te Ching #23
  Since you can't hear a word, here it is: (ironic) "To talk little is natural. High winds do not last all morning. Heavy rain does not last all day. Why is this? Heaven and earth? If heaven and earth cannot make things eternal, How is it possible for man? He who follows the Tao is at one with the Tao. He who is virtuous experiences virtue. He who loses the way feels lost. When you are at one with the Tao, the Tao welcomes you. When you are at one with virtue, the virtue is always there. When you are at one with loss, the loss is experienced willingly. He who does not trust enough will not be trusted.

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ZipZapZop.com 062305: Joyrides, Birthday

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• I figured out why the audio keeps getting off. It's when I click on my web browser during recording. Anyway, this one continues to look like a bad foreign movie dub. Today is naked friday. Sorry I haven't been able to answer more comments, but keep em coming!
  
• Joyrides and more joyrides
  
• Viewer Mail: Starfire: Who is Clark Saturn?
  
• Birthday: 626=36. Yeah, unbelievable. Do I really have to grow up and get a real job?
  
• Tao Te Ching #22
  

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ZipZapZop.com 062205: News, Onion 2056

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• The audio is WAY OFF the video today. I kind of like it better that way today. It was kind of hard to follow up yesterday's uh, precision...
  
• Cell phones may distract driving
• Inventor of Integrated circuit dies
• 50,000 slices of pizza in Iowa
• The Onion, 2056
• Ipod MP4
• Tao Te Ching #21
  

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ZipZapZop.com 062105: Grapefruit, Orgasms, Naughty

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• Today's very special episode of the ZipZapZop.com Morning Show was captured unknowingly while Clark was getting ready to record the show. Yes, this is really what he does. After preparing some of the elements of the show, Clark was messing around to get ready and then finally figured out he had been recording the whole time. We thought you might like to see this behind the scenes look. Therefore, we apologize for the lack of the Tao Te Ching reading today, and it will resume tomorrow.
  
• Grapefruit Makes Women Seem Younger, Men Smell Fruity
• Women's Brains Shutdown during orgasm, faking takes no brains.
  New research indicates parts of the brain that govern fear and anxiety are switched off when a woman is having an orgasm but remain active if she is faking... Scientists from the Netherlands also found that as a woman climaxes, an area of the brain governing emotional control is largely deactivated. "The fact that there is no deactivation in faked orgasms means a basic part of a real orgasm is letting go. Women can imitate orgasm quite well, as we know, but there is nothing really happening in the brain,"
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• Clark was also going to mention Alan Watts today, but alas, some day soon. Happy Taco Tuesday! p.s. wouldn't you like to see the real behind the scenes stuff from, say, Good Morning America?
  

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ZipZapZop.com 062005: The Tao of Dulcolax

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• Indian food, 1.5, dulcolax
• Phishing with Phishers, Mastercard Hack
  
• Iowa News: Large Pizza
• Tao Te Ching #20 (one of my favorites)
  

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ZipZapZop.com 061705: Acne Laughs, Superglue

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• Acne = Better heart
  
• Superglue Suicide
• Tao Te Ching #19

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ZipZapZop.com 061605: Hooters, Vomit

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• Air Hooters Lawsuit
  
• Student vomits on Espanol Maestro
• Tao Te Ching #19

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ZipZapZop.com 061505:Black Beetle in Belize

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• Today we have a special vlog weather report from ZipZapZop correspondent Black Beetle in Belize!
• New Yorkers: Socks and Sandals are playing live tonight (15 june 2005) in DUMBO, check the info here: http://spacetruckingmogul.com/socksandsandals/shows.html
• Happy Hump Day!
  

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ZipZapZop.com 061405: MJ, OJ, Nova

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• Disposable DV cameras hacked
  
• Michael Jackson, OJ, Rodney King's officers shack up with Cato
  
• TV tonight: Nova: Overpopulation
  
• Socks and Sandals LIVE tonight on wnyu.org 10:30 pm-1 am EST
  
• 
  
Tao Te Ching #17

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ZipZapZop.com 061305: Potato Chips, 7th Heaven

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• Red Tide
• Potato Chip Remains
• TV tonight
• Tao Te Ching #16

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ZipZapZop.com 061005: Disposable DV, Garbage, Rich

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• Disposable DV cameras
• Too much garbage (in NYC, Carbage,)
• World's Billionaires
• World's Hungry
• Tao Te Ching
• Meet my wife
  

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ZipZapZop.com 060905: Field Trip-Treo 650

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• Today, after our daily Tao Te Ching reading, we take a field trip to the subway with my Treo 650 phone video. Several times years ago I would see this guy singing in the F train subway station at 14th street, and I'd let 3-4 trains pass while I'd sit and listen as he would stand there and pour his heart and soul out. He seemed to be playing and singing from some depth I found fascinating. I think a lot of people passing by find him scary, but I loved his rendition of Neil Young's Helpless and found it a little heartbreaking. Well, the other day, I stepped out and was about to leave when I heard some guitar. I glanced down and thought, nah, it's not him. Then I did a double take. He had cut his hair real short, and there he stood playing Helpless. So I got what I could with my Treo650. Which isn't much, and the audio is particularly crappy, but hopefully you'll be able to see a little of what I saw in him. I was really glad he's still ticking.
  

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ZipZapZop.com 060805: 2012, Mayan, McKenna, Google

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ZipZapZop 060805 Topics:

• Stocks: Google Tops Time Warner
• Welcome to the Future
• 2012: Mayans, McKenna, JM Jenkins, Liquid Information, Timewave Zero, Information doubling
• Tao Te Ching #12
• Guest correspondent: Steven Buddha Root with the Weather on Treo 650 phone cam.
  

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ZipZapZop.com 060705: The Brain, Crowe, Chronic

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• Shout out to my homies @ Neurological Researchers at Henry Ford Hospital, Detroit
  
• Zen and the Brain by James Austin
  
• Russell Crowe IS Cinderella Man
  
• Judges need Chronic, www.amanitadesign.com/samorost/
  
• Tao Te Ching #11

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ZipZapZop.com 060605: David Lynch TM, Nova, Tao

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• David Lynch PodCast on Transcendental Meditation
  
• Nova: the Elegant Universe on String Theory
• also note: Fritjof Capra's "Tao of Physics" is awesome reading. An oldie but a good classic.
  
• Naomi Halas on Nanotech vs. Cancer
  
• Tao Te Ching #10

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ZipZapZop.com 060305: Vipassana Meditation

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A Naked Friday Story!
PRE/INTRO: 1990: Dharma Bums, 1991: The Floor of Happiness (MP3, lyrics),
1995: Surfing the Himalayas, Snowboarding to Nirvana. Intro to meditation via snowboarding.
INTELLECTUAL LEVEL: post September, 2001, depression: these books rang true: Tibetan Book of Living and Dying, Pema Chodron, Chogyam Trungpa, Thich Nhat Hanh . Randomly met actor, Rob, who recommended dhamma.org
PHYSICAL PRACTICE LEVEL: After applying for 3 courses and not being able to go, finally,
January, 2004: 10 day silent vipassana course: http://www.dhamma.org.
Doing Time, Doing Vipassana; Changing from Inside (info/order), (video clip).
No hokus pokus, just experiencing the truth of existence at the quantum physics level of mind/body by observing breath and sensations and our reactions of craving and aversion. Hard work, and slightly scary, but so worth the 11 days it takes. You gain much insight about life and what's important in our short time here. If more people did vipassana meditation, there would be less war, less violence, less hatred, more compassion for all, more joy. There are centers all over the world, and in the U.S. in Massachusetts, Illinois, California, Texas, Seattle, and in Quebec, Ontario, Vancouver, etc etc. There is no charge for the courses, food, or accommodations, and all the people serving the food and assistant teaching are volunteers. It's pure dharma, pure dhamma. I should mention by the way that this has nothing to do with religion. People of all religious backgrounds do this. It's only sitting and paying attention to breath and sensations with training, purpose and insight.

• Clark leads us in a brief clark-style meditation technique. May all beings be happy, peaceful and liberated.
  
• Have a great weekend!
  

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ZipZapZop.com 060205: G-String Juicing

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• German Doctors: G-Strings: Genital Inflammation
• The Onion pick this week: Storage Facility: Museum of Failure
  
• Tao Te Ching #9
• Special video report on Juicing

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ZipZapZop.com 060105: Potty Parity, Tech News

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