ZipZapZop 081205: Operation Naked Friday-

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ZipZapZop 081105: Spektacle, Tao:

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Hosted by Clark Saturn, recorded (mostly) live in New York City.

Today's ZipZapZop.com topics:

• Spektacle.com's story on "American Walker" in the 05 August 05 edition (you have to use Adobe Acrobat to view it or it won't work!) which I'll mention tomorrow again...
•  Tao Te Ching #39
  

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ZipZapZop.com 081005: Crank Time

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ZipZapZop 080905: LarsLabotomy

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Today's ZipZapZop.com topics:

• Today's live action episode captured Clark giving guest host Lars Olav Svartson a labotomy and mouthmovingotomy. Utter chaos ensues when Seema comes home to discover this gruesome and weird scene.
  
• I meant to cover Spektacle.com's story on "American Walker" in the 05 August 05 edition (you have to use Adobe Acrobat to view it or it won't work!) which I'll mention tomorrow again...
  

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ZipZapZop 080805: Laughter, Tao

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ZipZapZop 080505: Naked Friday-Dear Clark

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Today's ZipZapZop.com topics:

• It's Naked Friday!
• Dear Clark... I answer questions from Bre Pettis.
• ZipZapZop: where Stupid is the NEW Stupid and Bad is the new Good.
  

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ZipZapZop.com: Apple blah blah

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Hosted by Clark Saturn, recorded (mostly) live in New York City.

• Apple starts iTunes store in Japan
• Apple Mighty Mouse
• US tech recycling plan
• Tao Te Ching #36
  

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ZipZapZop 080305: Sunshine, Shoulders

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• First, I must apologize for the gawd-awful dog-howling singing in today's episode.
• Sunshine makes clark and john d high
• Great info from BBC on Sunshine, and on Sunburn
• EU Beer Gardens ban cleavage
  
• I just figured out that's a very old report. Old news and bad singing, welcome to ZipZapZop!
  

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ZipZapZop 080205: RSS, fireANT, Poo

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Hosted by Clark Saturn, recorded (mostly) live in New York City.

Today's ZipZapZop.com topics:

• RSS: Only 9% know what it is (via Lost Remote)
  
• fireANT: how to
• Clark's first impressions of NYC (from the video vault, '98)
• Students design Poo Hardening Spray for doggie soft stools (via CreativeMatch/BoingBoing)
  
• Tao Te Ching #34
  

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ZipZapZop 080105: Wi-Wallet-Fi Def Con

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Today's ZipZapZop.com topics:

• Green Mountain National Forest, Vermont
  
• Wireless wallets
• Def Con Wi-Fi Shootout (via BoingBoing)
• Clark swimming at Def Con (the full version)
• Tao Te Ching #33
  

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Summer of Vlog: AfterVlog Delight 4

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2005, the Summer of Vlog.
This is a game of tag. I was tagged and therefore my task was to add myself to this video, which I did with great pleasure.

I would also like to invite you to check out a remix of Afternoon Delight I made in 2002. Afternoon (R)elight, by Clark ov Saturn.
This is my first attempt to make a post to ZipZapZop.com directly from Blip.TV.
My apologies for not going live today for Naked Friday with the Dear Clark answers to Bre's questions. Next week....

p.s. check out my new weekly Vlog Digest at vlogdigest.blogspot.com
(feed: http://feeds.feedburner.com/vlogdigest)

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ZipZapZop.com 072805: Übel Knübels Welt #6

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• Click the movie or here to see the translation in German and English.
• Übel Knübel and Heidi make a plan. Music is from Socks and Sandals, NYC.
• This week we are featuring guest Vlogger, Übel Knübel, who helps me teach high school German for my online Tele Deutsch class. The videos are a bit long and large for standard vlogs, but I had to encode for the upcoming schoolyear and decided to share them here.
• Clark will return alive for naked Friday and answer Bre's "Dear Clark" questions.
  

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ZipZapZop.com 072705: Meditate, Kill, Space Music

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• NPR: Meditation and the Brain
• News from Home: Iowa Woman Electrocutes Worms, Self
• Amsterdam: Van Gogh Killer Gets Life in Jail
• Outer Space: Eerie Sounds from Saturn
• Music today from: Higher Intelligence Agency w/ Pete Namlook "UFO", Dr. Fiorella Terenzi "Music from the Galaxies"
• Tomorrow on ZipZapZop.com: Übel Knübel and Heidi make a runaway plan.
  

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ZipZapZop.com Übel Knübels Welt #5

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Today's ZipZapZop.com topics:

• Click the movie or here to see the translation in German and English.
• Übel Knübel goes to the beach. Music is from Socks and Sandals, NYC.
• This week we are featuring guest Vlogger, Übel Knübel, who helps me teach high school German for my online Tele Deutsch class. The videos are a bit long and large for standard vlogs, but I had to encode for the upcoming schoolyear and decided to share them here.
• Clark will return alive tomorrow!
  

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ZipZapZop.com 072505:Books, Tea, Vlogme05

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Hosted by Clark Saturn, recorded (mostly) live in New York City.

Today's ZipZapZop.com topics:

• Vlogme 05: my take on Dogme 95 for vlogs. Please note that this is only a portal for vlogs of a certain nature, not a set of rules for vlogging! I encourage anyone and everyone to vlog in whatever way they wish, but for those videos of a certain raw nature, they should be posted on Vlogme05!
  
• 3 Books you Must Read: Tao of Pooh, Te of Piglet by Benjamin Hoff, Crude: The Story of Oil by Sonia Shah.
  
• Making Sun Tea. A surprising number of people I've told about making sun tea had never heard of it. Weird. By the way, I generally put in about 1/4 cup of loose white tea per quart or so.
  
• Coming up tomorrow: Übel Knübels Welt episode 5. Learn German the ridiculous way.
  

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ZipZapZop.com 072205: Treovid, Green Juice

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• Core Pocket Media Player for Palm, Treo, etc.
• Bolthouse Farms juices rock!
  
• Dear Clark... (click to send me email with questions about things I'm an expert at: sex and making money.
  

<> <><>Socks and Sandals is playing a live set in Williamsburg, Brooklyn this Saturday. Check the website for details on this audio / video extravaganza.

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ZipZapZop.com 072105: Übel Knübels Welt #4

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• Click the movie or here to see the translation in German and English.
• What will Übel Knübels parents say when he oversleeps and then they find him in bed with his girlfriend Heidi? Music is from Socks and Sandals, NYC.
• This week we are featuring guest Vlogger, Übel Knübel, who helps me teach high school German for my online Tele Deutsch class. The videos are a bit long and large for standard vlogs, but I had to encode for the upcoming schoolyear and decided to share them here.
• Clark will return live for Naked Friday!
  

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ZipZapZop.com 072005: Übel Knübels Welt #3

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• Click the movie or here to see the translation in German and English.
  
• This week we are featuring guest Vlogger, Übel Knübel, who helps me teach high school German for my online Tele Deutsch class. The videos are a bit long and large for standard vlogs, but I had to encode for the schoolyear and decided to share them here.
• As you may know, "riding" is very important to Übel Knübel. Today he continues to whine about wanting to ride Langhals more, even though he nearly broke his back just yesterday. Naturally, he pits he parents against one another. Music is from Socks and Sandals, NYC.
  
• Clark will return live for Naked Friday!
  

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ZipZapZop.com 071905: Übel Knübels Welt #2

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• Yesterday, in Episode 1 we were introduced to Übel's family. Today, Übel Knübel hurts his back while riding Langhals.
  
• Click the movie or here to see the translation.
  
• Warning, there may be graphic doll kissing action in today's episode.
  

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ZipZapZop.com 071805: Übel Knübels Welt #1

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Hosted by Clark Saturn, recorded (mostly) live in New York City.

• Guten Tag!
  
• Last week you may or may not have noticed that Übel Knübel was the Vlogger of the Week at WeAreTheMedia.com, so I thought I'd give you the whole, real Übel Knübel vlogfiles.
  
• This is episode 1 of a series of ghetto improvised videos I made for the high school German 2 Tele Deutsch online class I teach. There has been some interest in them, and I actually wanted to encode them in Quicktime since I only had them in RealPlayer before, so I'm using this as a simultaneous opp. to share them with ZipZapZoppers and to prepare for the upcoming schoolyear.
  
• Translation for this episode is here and keep in mind it was improvised for high school students. :) Oh, and all the music is from Socks and Sandals, NYC!
  

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ZipZapZop.com 071405: Self Check Tom Cruise

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• Breast Self-exams: Do it!
  
• Testicular self-exams: do it!
• Awkward Phone interview with Tom Cruise
  
• Tao Te Ching #30... cutoff due to inability to read.
• Note: the general Tom Cruise concept and sound files were stolen, and clarkified, from friend, colleague, and extremely funny man, Andrew Hubschmann. Catch his show at the People's Improv Theater this Sunday at 9:30 p.m.
  

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ZipZapZop.com 071305: MSHJ, Übel Knübel, RB

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Hosted by Clark Saturn, recorded (mostly) live in New York City.

• Microsoft All-in-One Keyboard does it all, gets Bill G free HJ
  
• Marketing to Teens in Generation Y is tough, yay!
  
• Clark is a failed Weather Man (or Rocketboom decided not to do weather). I finally got around to pasting in some old vids I made and submitted. What do you think?
  
• Meet Übel Knübel. I teach German to high school students in Colorado over the internet. To do this, I make a lot of videos. This is one of the mini-series, starring my Evel Kneivel doll and the devil. Music from Socks and Sandals. More to come...
  
• Tao Te Ching #29
• My apologies for today's episode being late and long. But hopefully you'll light up like a pinball machine and it'll pay off in silver dollars. On a tech note, you may notice the videos downloading more quickly for the current week. I have decided to only use the Internet Archive for the old episodes because it's so slow. Therefore, the current week should load pretty quickly and older archives will tend to be more slow. Oh, and the feed to get this each day automatically in My Yahoo, MSN, or with FireAnt, etc. is: http://feeds.feedburner.com/clarksworld
  
• Cheers!
  

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